Sweet & Suck Actors List

This goes along with Rules 3 & 4 listed below. There are a lot of actors who belong in either column, but were spared because I just never reviewed movies by them. For instance, if you doubt that Matt McCoy would earn any movie he's in -5 stars because he's a suck actor, may God have mercy on your soul. And James Gandolfini has to be worth at least two points to the good, doesn't he? But it's up to you to make your own list...

RULE 3: SUCK ACTOR PENALTY

-5 Stars
Jake Lloyd
Will Smith

-4 Stars
Taye Diggs
Kathy Griffin
Natalie Portman

-3 Stars
Brian Benben
Randy Quaid
Owen Wilson

-2 Stars
Michael Clarke Duncan
Gollum
Charlie Sheen

-1 Star
Ben Affleck
Drew Barrymore
Jim Carrey
Billy Ray Cyrus
Casper Van Dien
Macy Gray
Eddie Griffin
Heather Graham
John Leguizamo
John Lithgow
Alfred Molina
Giovanni Ribisi
Billy Zane

RULE 4: SWEET ACTOR BONUS

+1 Star
Christian Bale
Alec Baldwin
Clancy Brown
James Coburn
Charles Dance
Eric Da Re
Miguel Ferrer
Martin Freeman
Alec Guiness
Kevin Peter Hall
Dennis Hopper
Christopher Lee
Sheryl Lee
Michael Madsen
Jack Nicholson
Tom Noonan
Michael Parks
Stephen Rea
Alan Rickman
William Sadler
Kurtwood Smith
Kevin Spacey
Terrence Stamp
Brian Thompson
Jesse Ventura
David Warner
Naomi Watts
Ray Wise
Chow Yun-Fat

+2 Stars
Karen Allen
Gary Busey
Keith David
Vincent D'Onofrio

+3 Stars
Bruce Campbell
Al Leong
Michael Wincott

+4 Stars
Michael Ironside
Christopher Walken
Roddy Piper

+5 Stars
Trevor Goddard